Thursday, November 1, 2012

THEY HAVE SEX WITH A TREE



Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Oldest Mystery Solved Easily and Quickly
Surprising solution challenges Christianity

The fruit is not the fruit in the world's oldest and greatest mystery story. So, what is the fruit?  Why are two normal fruit trees assigned the mystical names "tree of life" and "tree of knowledge of good and evil?" Why do Adam and Eve eat the forbidden fruit, instead of the story's fruit that is NOT forbidden, especially when both mystery trees are right next to each other in the center of the Garden?  How is the couple's disobedience of the first commandment to be fruitful and multiply in the Garden linked to their decision to make only fig leaf aprons, instead of complete clothing?

Your very easy and quick book read answers all these questions and more, using only the evidence in the dreamlike story to provide the only known reasonable solution to the world's oldest and greatest mystery story.   The Unitarian Universalists should be most receptive to this startling exegesis. And no, Adam and Eve do not have sex with a literal fruit tree.  Not quite.

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Here is the key that unlocks the door, opens it, and solves the mystery:
BOTH TREES ARE IN THE CENTER OF THE GARDEN.  Neighbors.
All the emotions and feelings humans possess cannot change this one fact.
Ponder this one fact long enough, and you will not need to read the book.

Fruit Fear

Now for the important question:  why does the exegesis of the second and third chapters of Genesis presented in the above book create universal fear and anger, when the exegesis does not threaten most people's sex beliefs? The only thing the exegesis does is provide the world's oldest and greatest mystery story with a foundation of seriousness that taking a bite from an apple could never provide.  So, what is the fruit?  It's time for the answer. No other practical exegesis exists that lends the story such thoughtfulness.


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Just Another Neologism?

Is the book's exegesis of the second and third chapters of Genesis just another neologism?  No, it is not.  If the book's exegesis is only the latest neologism, but not the exhumation and revelation of the original story, then not only do the individual(s) who first hear the story, have absolutely no idea what the story means, but neither do the storyteller(s).   It is indeed difficult to believe this unlikely event happens.

If it does happen, then the original storyteller(s) tell the story while having no understanding of what they are saying, unless these original storytellers deliberately disguise and beautify the story, to hide its true meaning.  This will certainly require complex ability, to intentionally mystify at the very dawn of human consciousness.  It will also require the original listeners to not ask the original storytellers any questions about this new story--a story that makes no sense.  So, the mystification probably happens later.  And, of course, when it does, everyone will know the meaning of the entire story. For a while.